Some times you might see a notible quote stuck to a car bumper. Here is a collection my sister sent me with some really funny ones.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
- Never believe generalizations.
- Vegitarian – Indian for bad hunter
- Avoid alliterations always.
- Know When to Say When
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- The control key on the keyboard does not work.
- Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
- On your mark, get set, go away!
- I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
- What would Scooby do?
- Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
- Old age comes at a bad time.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Driver carries no cash. He’s married.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
- Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
- If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.
- What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?