What’s that? – Quotable, er maybe not

In case you were wondering if I had more quotes like the ones I used for the “Falling post” I decided to post all the quotes. Enjoy!

Something Got Lost in the Translation…

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
– Not to be used for the other use.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
– Warning: keep out of children

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
– Why not try tossing over your favorite
breakfast cereal?

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
– For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
– Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
– Instructions: open packet; eat nuts.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN’S COUGH MEDICINE
– Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
– Product will be hot after heating

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
– Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
– Do not Iron clothes on body

ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS
– Warning: contains nuts

ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT
– Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)

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